Blind question and answer jokes

What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
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Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.Then she wispered in his ear "I guess I'm just gonna spend all night on my back with my legs in the air."Rufus thought about it for a minute, then said, "You don't have to do that, honey.
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Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots
of Valenswines.
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|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal
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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is
so
stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take
something for
that cold.
Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest
of the day off!
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|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.
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We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.
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What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000.""Gee, that's tough," he replied."Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died leaving me $50,000.""Wow. Two parents gone in two months.
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