Blonde and screen door

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. "Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab."When the drink is delivered, the woman gives Berkowitz a warm smile. Amoment later he's at her side. "That was very kind of you," she says.
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A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one down her panties. Now this happened another three times and thebar man was getting rather curious.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya
!
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Don't know," the woman said.He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices.
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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
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Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a
coach.
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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping

cart
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and children were
gathered
around him. Suddenly the aroma of
chopped liver filled the room.

Sam perked up a bit and said to his
wife, "That's it, one last time
before I die I must have some of
your delicious chopped liver.
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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
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