Blonde Doctor?

McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick."No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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My life selling houses
by Con Allday
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran out the door.
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A:
Foreign Ambassador
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The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.1.
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|Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?A: They never cry over spilt milk!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?A: An animal that puts you out a night!Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the

bathroom.
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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she

asked.
"Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.
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When a car skidded on wet pavement
and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the
driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed
in and
pushed her back.
"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've
taken a course in first aid."
The woman watched him for a few
minutes, then tapped his shoulder.
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