Blonde jokes

A monster went to the doctor with a branch

growing out of his head.
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea
what it is."
The next week the branch was covered in leaves and
blossom.
"I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these

pills.
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Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapters outlet, not sold all that well after itsfirst day on the shelves, as reported by CBC Radio News.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from

running out?
Hide their trainers.
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself

crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
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What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !
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Which author do the Gorillas love

most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
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Policeman:
Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of
gas.
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3

astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and

the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of

baggage each.
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What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"
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