Blonde jokes

A man is
walking down the street when he hears
a voice, "Pssst you come over
here!" He looks round and can see no
one but an old mangy greyhound.
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the
bench. "Madam, I have
waited years for a schoolteacher to appear
before this court," he
smiled
with delight. "Now sit down at that
table and write 'I will not pass
through
a red light' five
hundred times.
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Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lines. One
line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the
other
line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want
all
the women to go with St Peter.
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?
Cold Trafford !
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Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!
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The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential employer. You must graba personnel director's attention with your sheer, overpoweringwonderfulness, or your vitae will wind up lining the bottom ofher parakeet's cage.
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Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?""Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end.""You dummy!", replies Dummer."Those are for the other side of the house!"
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Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring.
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|Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents.
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What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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