Blonde jokes

The
attention span of a computer is as
long as its electrical cord.
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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:

Catnip!
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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not.
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers
license. The family troops
out to the driveway, and climbs in the
car, where he is going to take
them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back
seat, directly behind the newly
minted driver.
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Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
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The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.
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Why is the air so clean and
healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
was
driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in
the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck,
sir?" asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the
colonel,
coming over and handing him the keys "Yours is."
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when

there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to

them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough
to
win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's

alive!"
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk.
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