Blonde jokes

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
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|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me

something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manure?

Will that cure my baldness?
No, but with that on your head no one
will come near enough to notice
you're bald.
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
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Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn't want to dress properly.Instead of wearing anemones to cover the protruding bits, she would stick long fronds of seaweed in her hair. Obviously these fronds did not always do their job because they tend to move with the flow, and this really annoyed her sisters.
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,

a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and

asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why,
yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a
young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me.
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
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