Blonde jokes

|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?""I should let you know first that I am a policeman.""That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"
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10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.6.
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
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The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctorand explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad forher. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says,"listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband'son his way out...
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What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
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Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband. TheKing finally decided to take matters into his own hand.
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A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing the
tall buildings in his country.

"There is a building so tall, it
took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall
off it!"

"Oh, my God!"
says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

"Of course. He was
without food or water for 3 days!"
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A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?"A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out through the seams, turned slowly onhis stool, looked down at the quivering little manand said, "It's
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