Blonde jokes

Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch

Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the
movie
be called?
Loch Jaws.
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|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History

Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when
she
got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to
a dead
zoo."
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First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?
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The Modern Police Force
by Iris Tew
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A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"
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"give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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