Blonde jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the

principal of Our Lady
of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an
advanced state of
agitation.
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An American
tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to get rid of a large supply of
garbage from his recent
stay at an apartment. After a long search, he
just couldn't find any
place to discard of it. So, he just went down
one of the side
streets to dump it there.
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up

in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy
!
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
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|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
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Why did the idiot have his sundial
floodlit ?
So he could tell the time at night !
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What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May the force e-with you.
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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, andbefore she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow pattiesall over the carpet.He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up thathorseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it.
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