Blonde jokes

A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed, except now he's driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit.
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What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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The preacher was wired for sound with a
lapel
mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform,
jerking
the mike cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side,
getting wound up in the cord and nearly
tripping before jerking it
again.
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It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on

the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled
for six
months.
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown

Washington, DC.

He saw a man standing near the curb, and
asked, "Listen, I'm going to
be only a couple of minutes. Would you
watch my car while I run into
this store?"

"What?" the man
huffed.
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I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.
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