Blonde jokes

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.
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This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
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|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
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Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How many are you?
-
We are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a
brother?
- No, why do you ask?
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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?
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The front door
was accidentally left open and
our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully
whistling and calling, my
husband got in the car and went looking for
him. He drove around the
neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally
he stopoed beside
a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen
our dog.
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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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