Blonde jokes

What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's been nice gnawing you !
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped
them, they'd break
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What's black and white and makes a lot
of
noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by
both of you, with a
bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You,
attorney Leon, gave me
$15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me
$10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a
check.
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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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The frightened tourist: "Are

there any bats in this cave?"
The guide: "There were, but don't
worry, the snakes ate all of
them."
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What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a
bird
on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
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