Blonde jokes

Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed
there all day,
enjoying the fishing, which was super.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
an ironing
board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an
ironing board.
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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
it is told
(tolled).
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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
and she was driving
him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and
insisted on carrying beauty
products in a little field bag - nail polish,
hair care products, gels,
creams and so on.
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|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one and the other one week!What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?Trunkquilizers!Why are
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When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.
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John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library.
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Jill's car was unreliable and she
called John for a ride every time
it broke down.

One day John
got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this
time?" he
asked.

"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get
me?"

"Where are you?" John asked.

"I'm in the drugstore,"
Jill responded.
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|While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.
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