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A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can you help me when you
get home?"
"Sure,"
he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard
puzzle and I can't even find the edge
pieces."
"Look on
the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the
puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives
home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the
corn flakes back in
the box."
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