Blonde jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot
the Guy Pushing it
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Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A. Wiped his ass.Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?A.
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.
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Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
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What do you
call a litter of young dogs who
have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
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A man and a woman who have never
met before
find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a
train. After the initial embarrassment, they
both
manage to get to
sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the
lower.
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What do chickens serve at birthday
parties
?
Coop-cakes !
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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger !
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new
moo!
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