Blonde jokes

Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?A: Alone. Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?A: Nothing, they never met.
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Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, just return my money to me," Kenny said. "Sorry, can't do that," said the farmer.
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Doctor, Doctor everyone
keeps
throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!
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What is a chameleon's
motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !
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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
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|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied.
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Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
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|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
rose?
A collie-flower !
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