Blonde jokes

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, ok.
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Do you think, Professor, that my
wife should
take up the piano as a career?
No, I think she should put down the
lid as a favor.
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Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is marriedto a transvestite.
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
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A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
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Do steam rollers really roll

steam?
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For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.The husband says, "I'll just nip around by their window and see what they are doing.
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Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"
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After a difficult day a struggling actor

returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of
police
and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asa
!
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men !
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