Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
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"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip."Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
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What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
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Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onlion King.
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket

calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.
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An old lady walked in to the post
office to
buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to
stick
the stamps on for her.

`Wait a minute,' he said, `you've
written the address upside down.'


`I know,' said the little
old lady, `the letter is going to
Australia.'
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.
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Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
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