Blonde orders a drink.

|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.
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After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry."Is that your husband?" he inquired nervously."No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck
leaks.
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why

don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
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To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work.
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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
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Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does
he call his other eye?
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