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161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.163. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.164. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.165. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A: The Blonde!166. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.167. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.168. Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"169. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'170. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.171. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.172. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.173. Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other? A: An air mattress.174. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.175. Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A: Sweet Fuck All...176. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes.177. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles.178. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.179. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide-and-seek champ.180. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.