Blonde Trivia

Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"
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I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti read:"If this woman was a car, she'd run you over."
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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving
her money, furs and diamonds.
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There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbour. 'Father, surely you can do something about this...'To which the Pope replied, 'Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management.'
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly
!
Curly who ?
Curly Q !
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Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Q: What
is the difference between a cello
and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Three men died in a car accident and
met
Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

The Lord spoke unto
them saying, "I will ask you each a simple
question. If you tell the
truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you
lie....Hell is
waiting for you.
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Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
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