Blondes and Sex

Q. Who
was the greatest comedian in the
Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."Bill says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I`ll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack.
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Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
all week and when
they're done the light bulb will do your homework,
speak French
and shine any colour you want from it.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
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Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!
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Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."
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What's a skunk's philosophy of
life?
Eat, stink and be merry!
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- How many Russians does it take to screw in

a light bulb?
- That is a military secret. If I told you I'd
have to kill you.
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|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don t want you to.
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