Book title jokes

Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When the third one went in, the girl SCREAMED! and SCREAMED! About an hour later the girl came out moaning.
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
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Yo mama
so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!
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Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
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A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baron
!
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
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What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.
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While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.

He
said it said "File not found".

I told him to do a dir.

I
asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.

He said, "Well it says
autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no
dot, and then it says
bat.
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|At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.3.
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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?"The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."Sent by soh
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