Book title jokes

As migration approached, two elderly vultures

doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by

airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant
noticed that they were
carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check
the raccoons through
as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks,"
replied the vultures.
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What
have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on
vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the
ground
!"
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After church on
Sunday morning, a young
boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm
going to be a
minister when I grow up.
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on themantel.He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says,"What's this?"She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there.
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|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.
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Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
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Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde walk by? The first one said,
"I wonder whether
she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."

Her friend said,
"She's a suicide blonde."

The other said, "Suicide blonde?
What's that?"

The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"The guy replies, "I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
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