Book title jokes

Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee,he won't even taste it.
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Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to
your already
heavy workload.
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Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, "How is it that you know so much about baseball?"She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom.
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
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