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What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
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A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.But Snow White adores 7up.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.
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A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
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It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"
asked Rupert.
"Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too
close."
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.
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Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
hours of
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas
displays.
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at
night to look
at *other* people's lights.
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|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
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