Brother and sister jokes

Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar

bill?'
His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'
Martin
answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen
one!'
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Two government economists were returning

home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were

assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were
occupying
the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.
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Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !
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Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
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Q. What do you
call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,

O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat

there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.

"What are ye doing?"
asked O'Bannon.

"Fishin'," said MacAndrews.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!
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