Brother and sister jokes

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer." The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
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Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with. Andy picked her up and they went to a very secluded spot to have a picnic.
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Policeman: Didn't you hear my
siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.
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Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
when
giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another

way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
95

Windows95: n.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell
for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit
operating system originally coded for
a 4 bit microprocessor, written
by a 2 bit company, that can't
stand 1 bit of competition.
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Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three...
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