Burger jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for

Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"
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What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
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How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair
!
Blair who ?
Blair play !
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o'the brandy."Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, " I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!""Oh Jack, she responded, it's only for the Mother Superior.
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he memorized it letter perfect.
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What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
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