Burger jokes

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructor at AOCS, Aviation
Officer Candidate School and as such was
always trying to impress his
company commander and the other officers
in the Command. Daily he was seen
jumping all over his officer
candidates and yelling at them as he
supposedly developed them into
future Naval Officers.
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How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail!
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A murderer,
imprisoned for life, broke free
after 15 years and was on
the run. He broke into a house and tied up
the young couple he found
in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one
side of the room and his
wife to the bed. The helpless husband
watched him get on the bed,
straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her
neck.
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The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to
become a
veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of
battle, in the line of
fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead
soldier. In a hail of
bullets, he dove back to
safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal.
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On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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A father and son went fishing one day. While
they were
out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the
world around
him. He asked his father, "How does this boat
float?

The father replied, "Don't rightly know son.
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
of
Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However,
he was
not prepared to pay the high prices.
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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that

broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of
the
NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he
should go
into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would
sometimes
watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for
fun.
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