Burger jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusS ent by rob
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Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.Here's what he handed in:HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender

asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,

"Water".
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How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has hares in it.
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It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"He answered, " You've got to keep that old motor running."The following year she gave birth again.
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A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". They stop for a
rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy
with a little
impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is
sitting in a
nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that
blind kids
can play soccer.
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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress

working on a movie?
A: She's the one sleeping with the
writer.
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Why do men act like idiots?
Who says they're
acting?
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
He wanted to see the floor show !
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