Burger jokes

Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."2.
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Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"
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What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
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Why can't
there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs
don't fit in chimneys.
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A
young biologist was sitting on a stump
at the edge of their camp. On his
face was the saddest hangdog
expression. One of the other biologists
saw his sad looks and asked,
"What's the matter?"

The young biologist said, "They put me in
the same tent with old
Doctor Perkins.
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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
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MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.MAN: There is only one thing wrong with her. She is a little dense.GOD: I know..I made her that way so she could love YOU!
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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "Allevening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."
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