Burger jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?
A
groundhog!
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What do you get if you cross a computer

with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
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After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for supper? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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How does an octopus go to war ?

Well-armed !
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A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, "Mama, they made a song in America just for me.
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Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at
home."
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Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is dumb"Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid". The teacher says,"very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid.
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What do you get if you cross a

sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
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Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Billy Joe," one said, "I think that's Mother Teresa." "Your nuts." "I'm telling you."They approached the woman and one asked, "Are you Mother Teresa?" The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you goddamn perverts," she hissed, striding off.
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On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby. The Pope promised to light a candle for them at the Vatican.A decade later, the Pope returned and dropped in on the couple again and found nine children romping around the house.
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