Burger jokes

Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?"The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know.
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Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5.
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress

working on a movie?
A: She's the one sleeping with the
writer.
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Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Potter !
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys it.
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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
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Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
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Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are
you still in
there?'
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6.
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