Burger jokes

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girlwalking out of the ocean.
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Brother: Which is farther away-

NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can

see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
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Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs.
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!
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How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.
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|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.
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There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy."I'm going to have a boy!" she declared. "The doctor said that if my husband was on top, I would have a boy."When the second young woman came back, she was very happy, too.
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
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In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.
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