Burger jokes

Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!
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Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
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What should a teacher take if
he's
run down?
The number of the car that hit him.
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I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.
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"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."
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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was waxing lyrical !
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"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
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If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.
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A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!" She begins to drool.
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