Bus jokes

My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy.
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in

the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!
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The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
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Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts. shut up kid and keep eating.sent by omar
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|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.4.
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Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because
of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
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How do you know when there is an elephant under

your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
love a good
gag!
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Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
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What nickname did the police give to the new

blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop.
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