Bus jokes

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah McBeal" "Wheel of Fortune and Terror" "Achmed's Creek" "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" "Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs" "Just Shoot Me"
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?

Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: What ? Go all the way up there
and come back empty ? You must be
jokin' mate !
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender

asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,

"Water".
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What type of wind is named after Santa

Claus's warm climate cousin?


Santa Ana
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter
!
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
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Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.
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What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."
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Q: Why did the turkey cross
the road?
A: To
prove he wasn't chicken.
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