Business jokes

|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do
you do sixteen
times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a

'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstool.

"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you
when you've
drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent.


"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for

years!"
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A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live. "That's terrible!!!" said her husband, "What would you like to do during your last hours ? I'll try to make it as memorable as possible for you.
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Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children
a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one

is the Irishman?
A: The one on the motorbike.
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McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick."No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
mill.
Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!"


"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"

"I
just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another

one!"
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|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.""I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
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