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Resolving to surprise her husband, an
executive's wife stops by his office.
As she walks in
unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his
lap.
Without
hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in
conclusion
gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this
office
with just one chair.
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