Business jokes

From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e. pop-rocks or the like) when you drink a glass of water, you will explode.Dogs and bees can smell fear.Nothing's impossible.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy.Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.
Category: Business Jokes - 0 Comments

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?

Because most men are
stupid, but few are blind.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

How did rich people
get their money?
They
were calm and collected.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blonde?

A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal
detector.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments