Business jokes

Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr.
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What do you call a mayfly with a criminal

tendencies ?
Baddy long legs !
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Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The
bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."
The Republicans
say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert
!
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
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Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.
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|You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
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"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?""Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
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Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
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Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
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