Business jokes

My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy.
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On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout.
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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shuts
its eyes.
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Q: What did the blonde say
about blonde
jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend
some Puerto
Ricans.
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife.....cold as ever" Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: "Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"
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|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.
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25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Do not bother me!!2. Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game DO, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.3.
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When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position."
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On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible to women you are?""Why no," said the husband, flattered."Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?!" she yelled.
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Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
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