Business jokes

|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.
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BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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|Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.
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A good samaritan was walking

home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.

Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep".
"Would
you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the

second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?"
"Yep".
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biafra
!
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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What type of sense of humor does rain
have?


-A very wet sense of humor
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Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. "Right at the end of ," Billy Bob replied. "Could you spell that for me please?" the operator asked.
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After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of
the car.
"What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny
replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a

good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age of33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He never held a steady job.3. His last request was a drink.Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:1.
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What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to
the mooooovies.
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