Business jokes

In the 1970's, before women
were allowed
to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his
friends about
how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join
the
army.

"But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to
dress with
the boys and shower with them too. Won't
she?"

"Sure," replied the man.
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|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
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One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert when all of a sudden
their car
broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization.
The
red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can
drink
it.
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know

what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls
any
longer!
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are
long enough
already!
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"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo
to see the monkeys?"

"What's the matter with you?" asked his
father.

"Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt
Maud is
here?"
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Dad: Don't be
selfish. Let
your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it going
down the hill and he gets to use it
coming up!
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There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.
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There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his

watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought

he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids
away
for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field.
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Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
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