Business jokes

My granddaughter came to spend a few

weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through

a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped
back,
put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you
can do
all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
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What did the big carburettor say to the

little carburettor?
"Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."
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A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available from the three old spinsters at the edge of town, but is advised they are very picky in letting strangers stay there. He decides to chance it, and limps on up to the front door.His knock is answered by Gladys.
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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten

teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son
handed
her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I
bet I
know what it is - flowers!"

"That's right!" said the
boy, "but how did you know?"

"Just a wild guess," she
said.
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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch
of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
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|"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.' 'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"
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I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration.
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I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man."
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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your

Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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