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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
of tracks.


The first blonde
looked down at the tracks and said,

"I think they could be bird
tracks."

The second blonde went to look and said,

"No, I
think these are deer tracks."

They stepped aside and the third
blonde went over to the tracks.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat,
may the Lord make us truly
thankful."
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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don't touch a drop.Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don't smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don't do drugs.Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
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Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be?Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male.They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless.A better model is just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you get them home.
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A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate. A few days later he received this letter.Most Honorable Sir,You leave house,He come to house.He and she leave house,I follow.He and she go to hotel,I climb tree to see.He kiss she,she kiss he.He strip she,she strip he.
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RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series. The batting, pitching, and bench coaches for the Mets held a press conference earlier today. They were joined by members of the Major League Players Union.
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What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'
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Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a
day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all
day.
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What's big and grey and protects
you
from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !
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