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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says
he'll
be a rich man when you do.
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When I asked my boss for a salary rise
because I
was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase
my pay,
but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire
them.
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans
on post!
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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!
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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The
elephant remembers.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam
!
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
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How do thunderstorms invest their
money?


-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door.The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard.
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Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
and Seek?
A: One.
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