Cannibal jokes

An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermatologists A speck of forensic pathologists A poke of gynecologists A vessel of heart surgeons A clot of hematologists A nursery of obstetricians A dose of pharmacists A pile of proctologists A G-spot of sex therapists A stream of urologists
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Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer
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A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.
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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that

"Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
A: "Why'd his
mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
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What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A
Bloody Mary.
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet.
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Why was the skunk arrested for

counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4.
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Which dog is always without
a tail?
A hot
dog.
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