Cannibal jokes

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
when his neighbor,
Stakely, came rushing in.

"Ah think
somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said
breathlessly.


Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

"Well, did
yew stop him?" asked Stakely.

"Naw!" said the redneck. "He was
too fast.
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|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names."Shut Up", replied Shut Up."Stupid", replied Stupid.
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him.
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the

assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but
how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called
The Creature from the Black Lagoon?"
replied the assistant.
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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him, "but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.
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A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun guy!"
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First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch: It's because
he's a hoptimist.
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the

flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like
dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists

office?
An encownter group.
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Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored."What happened to you feet?" his wife asked."I had a childhood disease called tolio.""Don't you mean polio?""No, tolio, it only affects the toes.
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